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Fido emo

Posts: 5444 Points: 5926 Reputation: 43 Join date: 2010-04-18
 | Subject: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:29 pm | |
| Was sniping hard on Metro Rush attacking, since it's a triple ticket server we had lots of time and the enemy sent me hate mail:
"if you're wondering why your team is losing, it's snipers like you"
So I replied with something like:
"Your forces have cut us off from the high ground, we're throwing everything we have. My superiors tell me we need to take a series of M-COM stations here to neutralize your presence in the area, and I've been tasked with providing sniper cover for the storm troops. I appreciate your treasonous efforts to assist my side, please continue to grant me information." |
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Fido emo

Posts: 5444 Points: 5926 Reputation: 43 Join date: 2010-04-18
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:37 pm | |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet


Posts: 8138 Points: 8596 Reputation: 47 Join date: 2010-03-22 Age: 31 Location: Cali baby
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:52 pm | |
| yah, you're going to lose attacking with 3x tickets  FFS you don't even begin to TRY going for the crates until you're under 50 tickets. And the last crate till you're under 30 seriously, I have no idea wtf they were thinking cranking up tickets in Rush games. _________________  |
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Mark! Midget

Posts: 439 Points: 463 Reputation: 3 Join date: 2010-03-19 Age: 17
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:11 pm | |
| Hatemail is the best part of videogames. |
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bat Gutman with a gat

Posts: 5303 Points: 5890 Reputation: 84 Join date: 2010-03-19 Age: 26 Location: A spot.
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:14 pm | |
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Fido emo

Posts: 5444 Points: 5926 Reputation: 43 Join date: 2010-04-18
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:32 pm | |
| we actually lost, and bad, too. We had four good players on our team and they... switched sides. We got stopped by a crazy team stack, by the end of the game I was the only general/whatever that rank is. Still did okay because their team wasn't THAT great, they just locked us down pretty good on the crate, I started going for it at 100 tickets and armed it three times but it was not gonna happen. They had us pushed to our spawn and were basically shooting fish in a barrel. I went like 50/30 ish, with 20 of those deaths being from the last 100 tickets trying to get the crates. Hopeless game.
Shout out to AoW_Lunatic for being a cunt who died 3 times on my team and then switched to the other team to go 40/x until I killed him three times in a row and teabagged him and he ragequit.
Went 23/0 the next game in a tank spawncamping the shit out of them, nailed the heli at their spawn the second they got in like 5 times, teabagged every time I killed one of the teamswitchers from the game before until they all left. Vengeanced. |
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Hawk Hawk

Posts: 1417 Points: 1581 Reputation: 30 Join date: 2010-04-18 Location: Outside
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:34 pm | |
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Fido emo

Posts: 5444 Points: 5926 Reputation: 43 Join date: 2010-04-18
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:49 pm | |
| I got more kills with my M16, bitches. |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet


Posts: 8138 Points: 8596 Reputation: 47 Join date: 2010-03-22 Age: 31 Location: Cali baby
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:55 pm | |
| zomg M16 heavy barrel is OP...
1 thousand battlelog forum members agree so it must be true _________________  |
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Fido emo

Posts: 5444 Points: 5926 Reputation: 43 Join date: 2010-04-18
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:58 pm | |
| Really? Damn. I just like the sound of it.
I also don't even have all the recon guns unlocked, whereas I have service stars with all the other kits and like 3 or 4 with engi/assault. So. |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet


Posts: 8138 Points: 8596 Reputation: 47 Join date: 2010-03-22 Age: 31 Location: Cali baby
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:13 pm | |
| I have 1 service star on Recon. 3+ on the others. Most of my recon playtime now is using SKS or the new M417 and running front line with Assaults placing beacons as reset points and sensors/mavs. I don't really touch the bolt actions much unless a) it's WookieMode... cuz durr (and the L96 is still garbage... does 58 damage to 60 health at only 10-15m. JNG is trollolol tho). Even still I prefer Assault on HC for other obvious reasons  b) It's Rush (SOFLAM and sniper fire lanes are far more effective when combat is forced into 1 area). I play neither all that much, and I'm still generally more apt to play other kits anyways. Oh, and sometimes I just DGAF and I'll snipe when I get tired of trying to do all the work and my team does nothing. Overall though, sniping is pretty fucking boring. Only reason I use recon mostly is flanking with a DMR _________________  |
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Hawk Hawk

Posts: 1417 Points: 1581 Reputation: 30 Join date: 2010-04-18 Location: Outside
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:37 pm | |
| I have zero kills with any recon weapon |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet


Posts: 8138 Points: 8596 Reputation: 47 Join date: 2010-03-22 Age: 31 Location: Cali baby
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:45 pm | |
| want a cookie?
All that says to me is you're less versatile... so gratz _________________  |
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Fido emo

Posts: 5444 Points: 5926 Reputation: 43 Join date: 2010-04-18
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:50 pm | |
| Sniping is limiting yourself. Best you can do is put a SOFLAM down and then hide. That's seriously the only thing snipers have going for them other than being a nuisance. |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet


Posts: 8138 Points: 8596 Reputation: 47 Join date: 2010-03-22 Age: 31 Location: Cali baby
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:57 pm | |
| | Fido wrote: | | Sniping is limiting yourself. Best you can do is put a SOFLAM down and then hide. That's seriously the only thing snipers have going for them other than being a nuisance. |
Depends.... most CQ maps, yah. As I said, I don't actually snipe much.
Rush mode it can be invaluable though.
Additionally, the more DMR type recon weapons with faction holo sights (off-faction holo's always look funky IMO) are great and gives your squad 2 tools that can make a massive difference in smaller CQ maps. This isn't "sniping", it's "Recon"... funny how they called the kit recon instead of "sniper" huh....
SOFLAM's surely have their place as well, IF you have a team leveraging it's use.
I generally don't use lock-on weapons tho so I think I've only been on a soflam/jav team like...... 2 maybe 3 times out of... oh... several hundred if not thousands of matches.
Once again, Rush mode it works a lot better. You can actually snipe and assist your team with cover fire and SOFLAM coverage whereas CQ you're 90% useless camping with a snippy riffle._________________  |
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Hawk Hawk

Posts: 1417 Points: 1581 Reputation: 30 Join date: 2010-04-18 Location: Outside
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| | RoninHo'in wrote: | want a cookie?
All that says to me is you're less versatile... so gratz | All its says to me is that I don't have the game. |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet


Posts: 8138 Points: 8596 Reputation: 47 Join date: 2010-03-22 Age: 31 Location: Cali baby
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:42 pm | |
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MadCunt Property of Gametanamo

Posts: 622 Points: 670 Reputation: 25 Join date: 2010-07-14 Age: 34
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:25 pm | |
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| Hawk wrote: | | Agreed, Sniping faggot |
Agreed. Shit's official. Recon is invaluable in CQ cluster fucks like Metro, as you can spawn near the action & see your enemy's location - great on/around 'B' flag. The all-kits weapons make it less of a "Sniper" role though - most wookies are running with P90's or shotties... cunts. |
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Hawk Hawk

Posts: 1417 Points: 1581 Reputation: 30 Join date: 2010-04-18 Location: Outside
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MadCunt Property of Gametanamo

Posts: 622 Points: 670 Reputation: 25 Join date: 2010-07-14 Age: 34
 | Subject: Re: Nice ways to respond to hatemail Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:33 pm | |
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